A Shortcake's Complaint

The world sees shorties as perfect,

That we're feisty, adorable hobbits.

So if shortcakes are perfect and precious then why,

Does the world torment us, hold our stuff in the sky?

How is funny when we have to climb the walls and jump

To reach whatever you stole from us?

Seriously, giants, what's so funny and neat 

About being teasing the sweetly petite?!  

-Sincerely, a Shortcake